Being a recently returned student, I know how much exams suck. They stress you out and drive you batshit crazy for a few weeks before. I get that. But you know what I wouldn’t do? Call in a bomb threat to avoid one.
Some of you may or may not know this, but a Harvard student did that earlier this week. That’s right. This asshat e-mailed a bomb threat to avoid taking his exam and had 4 buildings evacuated in the process! A Harvard student. An Ivy League student. What the hell is this world coming to???
Like I said before, I know how much exams suck. I remember taking some of the most difficult exams of my life while I was in college the first time. Music History tortured me! Music Theory wrecked me! My tap dance final almost killed me, literally! Ok, I had bronchitis at the time and didn’t know it, and had to perform at a recital for my exam. So, it literally almost killed me. I was instructed by the doctor to not get out of bed for 3 days, no exceptions! True story.
However, never in a million years, would I ever threaten my school, fellow students, and hard working faculty to get out of taking one. That’s just idiocracy at its finest. Congratulations, you have now earned time in a federal prison instead of a degree from one of the most prestigious universities in the country, and possibly, the world. Now, you get to become someone’s bitch. I hope you’re proud!
